Buying a New Mind

by Jon Rappoport

September 22, 2021

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The technical description of the surgery is over your head, but the basics are thrilling.

Two solid post-op improvements are speed and accuracy. You will think 20 times faster, and your rate of mistakes will drop to .01%. Your IQ will rise by a minimum of 50 points.

There is also an automatic signal when a problem you’re working on won’t resolve. Your left ear lobe burns. This informs you that, no matter how hard you try, you won’t be able to come to a useful conclusion.

You’ll save a great deal of time.

The new mind you’re getting contains several basic elements:

157,893 subconscious generalizations (or premises) deemed to be truthful;

a subconscious deductive logic program;

an instantly accessible technical library adjusted to your job.

The library automatically generates, collates, and summarizes the best available information re the problem you’re working on, in line with the previously installed generalizations (premises) and the logic program.

It produces an answer, a solution. Your solution.

For an additional fee, you can opt for a social program that will enable you to shift out of work-mode and communicate effectively with colleagues, friends, and family.

The left-ear-lobe burn signal will go live whenever social conversations touch on controversial issues. This is your cue to back away and seek other company.

Your new mind will be monitored 24/7 from a combined NSA-DHS node that ensures proper functioning. If repairs are needed, a partial shutdown will deploy. Corrections will normally take less than three hours.

There is also a bullpen function. Persistent questions for which there is no available answer; personal reflections and contemplations; and any instance of social, political, financial, or existential claustrophobia will all be funneled to a dead space where they will linger and progressively fade.

A tiny but important Grand Slam Package will translate any thoughts once deemed to be creative into a sludge-mesh, where the velocity of transmission will slow to one synaptic flash per hour. In other words, you’ll achieve close to a zero rate on imagination.

At the perimeter of your new mind is the Cattle Farm. Slow moving, meaningless, and random tautologies circulate there, efficiently blocking exit from the overall programmed space of consciousness.

You’re centered where you’re most needed, where you can perform usefully and swiftly.

Throughout the day, you’ll think thoughts that trigger a carefully groomed and modulated pleasure-quotient. The overall effect will stimulate you to conclude you are satisfied.

Thought-forms called Border Collies will continuously roam the space of your mind and organize stray electrical effects, bringing them into symmetrical, simplistic, geometric wholes. These wholes will automatically constitute your “aesthetic sense.”

At night, while you sleep, regions of mind unreachable by the surgery will naturally expend extraordinary energies of outrage, resentment, resistance, and pure hatred. This is quite normal.

Scooper Drones will siphon off those energies and their attendant emotional wildfires, and beam them directly into the minds of our soldiers on the battlefield, to help them wreak destruction on the enemy.

It’s estimated that, with your new mind in tow, you’ll require full overhauls every three years. During these periods, you’ll experience total shutdown.

Your families, friends, and co-workers will be notified in advance.

As an historical note of interest, you recall, I’m sure, the so-called spying, the so-called Surveillance State, back in the old days. Yes?

Most people didn’t realize the program was the first attempt to create a single Universal Mind.

The Surveillance State was really the first crude new-mind surgery.

But now we can guarantee the result. The science has advanced majestically. The surgery is extremely specific and comprehensive.

Central Planning for Planet Earth must restructure brains so they perform, in various ways, to produce what we call The Whole X.

What is The Whole X? It’s the meshing of all human thought and function that will indeed produce the greatest good for the greatest number.

Whole X is the plan from above.

It calculates every move and every thought-pattern the billions of Earth inhabitants undertake, during every hour of every day.

Whole X dispenses justice and goods and services and sustainability and shared thoughts from Nome to Tierra Del Fuego.

How can these elements be parceled out unless, at the level of mind, the rational processes of every human are coordinated?

Yes, we’ve come a long way from Spy Headquarters. That was then; this is now.

We’ve walked the path from the Bill of Rights to the Bill of the Mind.

Use your gifts wisely.

To those who lament the loss of freedom, privacy, and imagination, consider that those qualities led us to the brink of extinction. We turned the corner and found enduring peace in our time.

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Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free NoMoreFakeNews emails here or his free OutsideTheRealityMachine emails here.

15 comments on “Buying a New Mind

  1. ReluctantWarrior says:

    Return to the Wild

    Born from the womb of oblivion
    Before the first star was in the sky,
    Fashioned from the fires
    Of celestial chaos,
    Formed from colliding galaxies
    And clashing particles,
    Molded from the ashes of
    Exploding suns,
    Are the mad dreams
    Of the quantum field
    Whose waves of sentience
    Spawn that sacred wildness
    coursing through my aging veins,
    As I ride the river of doom to the ocean
    Whitewater cascading all around me,
    Secret moments
    Where foam and man meet
    Sharing turbulent memories
    Of mad rushing waterfalls and
    Thundering summer storms,
    As the river stones
    Sing the burbling blues
    Where the currents and eddies
    Dream of caressing ocean waves
    And soft offshore zephyrs
    That soothe the brow,
    A local deer family
    Eyes us cautiously from the riverbank
    As they nibble confidently on
    Their leafy green delights,
    While an explosion of
    Butterflies visit the laughing flowers
    Lapping the nectar laden dew,
    The solitude of the mysterious wild
    Is where I lose myself,
    It is the mystical trail of my essence
    Calling me back home
    To the streams and groves
    Of my childhood,
    Where I first broke
    The callous spell of modernity
    Escaping the concrete and steel
    Sepulchers of the wasteland
    Clawing at the sky
    Casting their choking shadows
    Over the squalid backstreets,
    For in the forest I am no longer me
    Here I first felt the passion of the mystery
    And the yearnings of the forest
    With its magical race of trees,
    Where I am seduced by those invisible Dryads
    And the flute of Pan himself,
    Lonely joy beyond words
    Connecting all of life
    To the mycelium of interbeing
    Tendrils of love and pain,
    Though the wheel of existence
    Is often sharp and terrible
    Rebirth in the wild
    If but for a moment
    Resurrects hope
    And makes me whole once again
    As I am carried away by choir
    Of birdsong rising from
    The winged realm
    Above a calming chorus of crickets
    That soothes my tortured soul,
    Simple pleasures beyond words,
    The passion of the mystery seduces me
    Before the selfie sirens of modernity
    Get their hooks in me again,
    Calling me away from
    The forest murmurs that I love,
    Where I laugh and play
    With the Great Spirit,
    Picking succulent berries
    That live to share their
    Wild sweetness with the world,
    To taste such a sacred flavor
    To really taste it
    Is a gift beyond measure.

  2. Sandra Wrightman says:

    You’ve done it again. Your mind is fully functioning, fully connected to your unique and woderful ability to see what is and see what’s coming . Thank you, I think. This has the ring of truth and they are doing an amazing job of readying me to leave this planet. Is there anything we can do? So many of my former ‘friends’ are already facsimilies of a human – no thoughts, spouting canned words and without compassion or humour.

  3. Opie Poik says:

    “Absolute Inescapable Unity”

    A Letter to My Vaccinated Friend:

    “The once unimaginable tyranny on our doorsteps that we have been savagely backed into is the measure of your willingness to be deceived.”


  4. M Brenner says:

    I know people who are looking forward to this and discount all the really Huxleyan implications. Not at all stupid people however stupidity is it a relative thing. Many are Keen fans of movies like The Matrix and cyberpunk sci-fi and can always Bank on being the chosen one to have to go up Against the Machine. It’s a win-win

  5. JoAnn Dolberg says:

    Okay Jon…this is truly a laugh-&-cry-at-the-same-time article.

  6. AJ says:

    The article you shared with Natural Blaze re: creating plants that produce mRNA fills the void of having no choice in the near future. We have to eat to survive. But to be forced into the controlled herd mind. How can we stop this other than by civil war? There is no choice because they will not stop the absolute tyranny to control every thought. Not for me ever. Make your plans to leave your mark so others will think twice.

  7. michael burns says:

    “Who is John Galt?”

    I watched Atlas Shrugged the other night, it felt almost biblical in its prophecy of this modern day, in which I live — this emporium of built-in obsolescence on every level of society.

    Even your mind!

    This mistake of cancel culture overtaking its adversity and now being spouted by the once reasonable minds as if the awakening had struck dead any individualism they once had… And they realize the error of their way.

    I’m gobsmacked really.

    Canada had another federal election and Fidel’s youngest son has single-handedly called to the faithful to charade again and cast vote in a polarized voter nation to arrive exactly in the same place as they first began. At a cost of some $600 million.

    But there is no money for the important things, the vote actually came down to the vaccinated and unvaccinated.

    A hung jury; a slim and anemic win and a never defined as much as it is, as an urban/rural dichotomy on well defined voting regions.

    And that’s interesting as the urban mind is an internet mind, and the rural mind cares about the land and faith values. But don’t take the latter as more enlightened.

    “Evil is impotent and has no power but that which we let it extort from us” – John Galt

    And they are extorting.

    And this whole COVID nonsense is one big extortion racket here in Canada; the Metis Nation- Saskatchewan big lottery and give away…

    …proves with out a shadow of a doubt how far these racketeers will go.

    A vaccination lottery?

    A truck and a car, boat, snowmobile and ATV, iPhones and widgets and gadgets and of all things, $25,000 scholarships.

    The pandemic of pandemics, the Las Vegas of pandemics, the one to remember…

    Still giving away beads and bangles to Indians.

  8. Roundball Shaman says:

    “To those who lament the loss of freedom, privacy, and imagination, consider that those qualities led us to the brink of extinction. We turned the corner and found enduring peace in our time.”

    Some futures are not worth living in. A future without freedom, privacy, and imagination is no future at all. It is a prison with self-deified deranged authoritarian jailers and wardens patrolling Prison Yard Earth.

    Yes, this would be ‘enduring peace’. But it is the peace of death of the mind and spirit. The peace of the Merciless Iron Fist that stomps on one’s throat and chest. The peace of no longer wanting anything because your soul has been crushed and your real reason for living has been erased.

    ‘Extinction’ is preferable to a Great Reset without freedom, privacy, and imagination that robs humanity of its very human-ness. There is an ‘extinction’ event needed… but it needs to be looking in a much different direction from this.

  9. Anne Beckett says:

    Well, I am happy to say I won’t need a new mind, as I use mine often!

  10. Nephi Ephraim says:

    Where do I sign up? I am tired of believing in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I want to go to a “peaceful place” where I don’t have to do much thinking or my thinking is done for me. i want a Government, a Church, a Community where “all is well”, where all is idyllic and where we can gather around the placid lake, like sheep in the meadow and have the most shallow and insipid conversations, shallow and gentle in every way. I’d like to see our Government use its AI Technology in conjunction with its Trans human tech to create for ME such a body and such a world. Born ,live, die and nothing much if anything accomplished. Could this be Hell? Yes.. but a “happy hell”….

  11. stephen langley says:

    The innerscape of their Godless brave new world. While it would be a mistake to ONLY wait for deliverance from their shoddy little schemes, the arc of “the advancing lifestream” of consciousness is unstoppable. No doubt, some of the true believers will plug themselves into the souless machine… seems that many have already acquiesced or outright embraced it (in reality only about 30% ??). There are unfortunately always casualties in war… God looks after them, too, as they had not yet been able to discern for themselves. BUT there is a “Divine Plan” that disallows consciousness from being obliterated… in fact, this current passage will facilitate a huge leap in human consciousness and create a new era of “The New Humanity” (sans any technocratic brave new world scenarios). We must remain resolute in doing all we can to help others awaken while taking comfort in knowing there really is a “Divine Plan” that insures our (God’s) ultimate success. Setbacks are inevitable until we learn our lessons, but that, too, is built into it. “I have come to break the back of the machine age.” ~ Meher Baba (ca. 1935). & “I have completed my Universal Work one hundred percent to my satisfaction.” ~ MB (ca. June 1968). Certainly, this AI threat is the culmination of the machine age… and its destruction is already accomplished (in the spiritual “creative and formative worlds”) and merely playing out in our limited space-time bound consciousness. But it seems, it’s still yet to reach the point of total shock and/or level of gradual awakening that will alter individual & collective consciousness needed to turn the tide… we’re slowly getting there. Nevertheless. “It is all moving forward”.

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