COVID Airlines Solves the Great Racial Divide

by Jon Rappoport

February 15, 2021

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Hello, this is COVID Airlines, how can I help you?

I want to book a ticket from New York to Paris.

Have you had your COVID vaccine?

Not yet.

An immunity passport is required for all our passengers. You must take the shot.

Yes, I understand. I recently read you may be making an exception for people of color.

True. Certain minority communities are understandably suspicious of government. We don’t want to drive them further away by demanding they take the vaccine. They’re exempt from vaccination. They can fly with us.

I see. Well, I identify as black.

What color is your skin?

Pinkish white.

We do have a category called “racial preference.” Let me ask you a few questions. When did you first identify as black?


Are you making the assertion you’re black just so you can book a flight with us?

Certainly not. I’ve been an avid supporter of Black Lives Matter and Antifa for several years. During that time, it occurred to me that I should “cross over,” instead of remaining white and supporting my black brothers and sisters from a distance.

Have you marched in BLM/Antifa protests?

Of course. I’m firmly against white privilege.

What does your family think of your position on race?

My wife divorced me and ran off with a cop. Can you believe it?

At the time, were you already identifying as black?

Not yet, but that whole situation pushed me closer to the edge.

Final question: What is your position on African-American NBA players who sided with China in the scandal involving shoe contracts and Hong Kong protestors?

Well, that’s a delicate matter. We have free speech, but we also have to watch what we say. Even though the shoes are being assembled in China by slaves, the NBA players have to protect their shoe contracts and their cash.

I think we can sell you a ticket.

You know, I subscribed to one of those online genealogical searches. They found that, eight generations ago, I had a male ancestor who was either from Central Africa or Norway. The analysis was ambiguous.

Will you be flying First Class or Coach?


Upon arrival in Paris, a Black Lives Matter/Antifa representative will interview you. If you pass scrutiny, you’ll be permitted to leave the airport and enter the city. During your stay, if there are any BLM protests, you’ll be required to attend and destroy at least one physical object.

What qualifies as a physical object?

I have a list. I’ll forward it to you by email. It contains a range of items, from an ashtray in a hotel lobby, to a plate glass window, to a building.

Does my flight serve food?

No. You’ll be flying in a small prop plane with other white passengers who identify as minorities. There is no cabin. You’ll sit on a metal floor and hold a strap attached to the hull.

You said I could fly Coach or First Class. What’s First Class?

A bag of nuts.

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Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free NoMoreFakeNews emails here or his free OutsideTheRealityMachine emails here.

38 comments on “COVID Airlines Solves the Great Racial Divide

  1. Opie Poik says:

    A bag of nuts – not the crunchy sort – is what we really need to defeat this thing.

  2. Lewis says:

    At this moment I am rolling on the floor laughing. Jon you are on a roll. You keep topping yourself! Bravo!

  3. Sean says:

    Well Im sure I will pass the reps interview in Paris. And Id like to upgrade to first class.

  4. Diane says:

    Thank you, Jon. ????

  5. Donna says:

    LoL. I tried to fly round trip last week and had to have a rapid Covid test ($125) just before boarding each way! I’m must be be a minority, after all I have a black grandson! I surely will qualified to be a black minority!! We all know those Covid and tests are always accurate since they were made in China!!?
    Great article!

  6. Paul says:

    Brilliant again!
    I just love these dialogues.

  7. joe grimes says:

    jon we need a RAGNAR DANNESKJOLD. and a place to go. its getting bad out here!

  8. Jim S Smith says:


    “COVID Airlines”, that’s a good one. Just like from the previous article that mentioned it.

  9. alysia says:

    shared to FB. I share much of you on FB. I hope you sell lots of books too. the last line is really really funny and the image came to me of the all the nut bags we are dealing with these days..

  10. I called ‘authorities’ to ask what the criteria is for being on the no fly list and how many are on the list. It took lot of calls to get to the right ‘authority’ That ‘authority’ told me he was putting me on the no-fly-list for having asked the question. I found out that you are not allowed to know if you are on the no fly list until you bought your ticket and are being searched to get on the plane. No money back and there is a wait-list for people hoping to buy your available seat when security takes you away to check with a finger up your ass for having been flagged for the no-fly-list. So let them screw themselves. I boycott airports seeing what I’ve seen. My rubber-duckie agrees, right Jon? Jon Rapopport, correct me if I am wronge about those rules; it was years back, and things may have changed. Thanks so much Jon. Salute.

  11. Plam says:

    With today’s upside world this could easily be a real scenario.

  12. Dev says:

    I’m glad I joined the email list, these make my day!!

  13. Opie Poik says:

    Welcome to THE UPSIDE DOWN! (<2min)

    Soylent Green Eggs and Ham

    Tim Horton's Hears A W.orld H.ealth O.rganization

    Klaus Schwab and the Ooh, Blecchh! Vaccine

    Oh, The Detention Camps You'll Go To!

    One Jab, Two Jab, Three Cytokine Storm, Four Death

    How The Gates Stole Christmas

    • Tim_2A says:

      I barely, if ever, use Y-T, so I’ve not seen the video(s?).

      What I think, Opie, is that it’s doubtful “Seuss” would have ever used, or approved, of the subjects, but might possibly (from the ‘great beyond’) enjoy the satirizing of his titles today. Still, I’m betting that he’d most likely (STRONGLY!!) reject Alpha-Be(as)t’s Y-T, though.

      As it follows logically, please use Bitchute, or someone else.

      A limerick, for the occasion:

      Yes, “Seuss” was a man well admired,
      his poetical stylings, inspired.
      But, please use YOUR OWN head,
      or else you’ll be dead,
      and the globalists get their desire.

      Just sayin.’

  14. lamberth says:

    One more question.
    Q: “Does couch class come with a puke bag?”
    A: “Not at this time, you’ll have to use your designer fashion mask, give that a bit more colour too; we’re going all the way, baby”

  15. Pisces says:

    Good one, Jon! That satirical First Class joke at the end really made me laugh.

    On a serious note, as a reminder to anyone who’s reading this, I want to share these short videos with you that are about Agenda for the 21st Century (aka UN Agenda 21) that I believe it’s directly related to what’s going on in the world right now, i.e. financial-controlled-demolition, 5G and vaccine rollout, etc.
    Covid-19 hoax seems to be the “…right major crisis…” for the New World Order to be slowly implemented. 5G and vaccine rollout is only the beginning for the Agenda 21 plan to be ‘forced’ on nations worldwide.

    What UN Agenda 21 really is;

    “We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.”

    – David Rockefeller

  16. Tim_2A says:

    “When I arrive in Paris, I have some EXTREMEMLY IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE INFORMATION, for “the bosses,” and so I demand a personal audience with Soros, Sc(hw)ab, and Gates, all at once, same room, no security or recording devices, and a couple pairs of scissors.

    “They’ll never forget what I’ve got to say, I guarantee it.”

    Let’s give them what they’re giving us.

  17. Linda Becker says:

    This was great! Thanks for an enjoyable read!

  18. lamberth says:

    This is masquerading as “news” in NZ:

    If this doesn’t make you reach for the puke bag, I don’t know what will.
    They really are just making things up as they go. Pulled out of thin air with their pseudo-science.

    Nothing but fear mongering.
    Nothing to do with science.
    Nothing to do with health.

    • Hyden says:

      jacinda ardern can get fucked, fucken stupid indoctrinated bitch.

      • lamberth says:

        A controlled puppet, propaganda mouthpiece.
        She and her comrades like Hipkins, Bloomfield, et al.
        Just regurgitating what their masters tell them to say. And do.

        Isn’t it interesting how all this “coincides” with the looming vaccination program about to kick off.
        Coincidence? Yeah, right.

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        ???????????????? ???????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????? ?????????????????!

      • peterbro says:

        Come on Hyden, tell us what you really think!

  19. Post Hoc says:

    Hahaha…a bag of nuts..that about what you do get!

  20. Larry C says:

    “A bag of nuts.”

    For a moment there, I thought you were referring to the participants in Impeachment II.

    • Post Hoc says:

      Lots of ways to use the word eh?
      I was thinking of the crunchy nuts you eat…you were thinking of the nutcases in government?

  21. Gretchen says:

    If you can still laugh and make others laugh-we will get through this much easier. Studies prove that. Laughter makes you well.

    On a similar subject,at this website: is going on right now-online.

    Free to watch today through Wednesday. Watch one or all. Please dont miss this one to be educated about the “vaccine”:
    Professor Sucharit Bhakdi: The Dangers of Gene-Based COVID-19 Vaccines

    Here are the speakers:

    Monday 2-15-21

    Del Bigtree: The Latest Headlines Backed By Cold Hard Facts And Science 35 minutes

    Paul Thomas, MD: Against The Wind 37 minutes

    Eddie Stone: Saving Lives Through Detox

    Dr Joseph Mercola: Simple Strategies to Improve Your Resilience to All Diseases Including COVID

    Ty & Charlene Bollinger: The Truth About Cancer, Vaccines, and Freedom

    James Lyons-Weiler, PhD: Misinformation is Foundational to Public Health Policy and is Destroying America

    Dr. Sherri Tenpenny: PCR Madness: A Detailed Look at the Asymptomatic Carrier Farce

    Dr. Margareta Griesz-Brisson: Masks Are Child Abuse, A Neurologist Knows

    Professor Sucharit Bhakdi, MD: The Dangers of Gene-Based COVID-19 Vaccines

    Stephanie Seneff: Glyphosate, Vaccines and COVID-19

    Professor Dolores Cahill: Top Immunologist Fights For Freedom

    Dr. Nicholas & Andrea Gauthier: Brave Like Nick

    Samantha Allen & Andrea Ebert: Reducing Oxidative Stress

    JP Sears: The Only Way to be Healthy

    Tuesday 2-16-21

    Peggy Hall, Educator and Activist: #Better than Ever — Surviving (and Thriving) in a Lawless Society

    Polly Tommey and Dr. Anthony Phan: Communism & Medicine

    Mary Holland: Rights Review—Understand and Defend Your Rights

    Erin Elizabeth, ‘Health Nut News’: Censorship in the 21st Century

    Andrea Ebert: Monetizing Your Movement

    Larry Cook: Censorship and Forced Vaccination Is Not Freedom!

    Senta Depuydt: Europe between Freedom and Fascism

    Leah Wilson, J.D. and Sayer Ji: Taking You and Your Community from Aware to Activated Father

    Trevor Burfitt: The Enemy is at the Door Rep.

    Danny McCormick with Jenni Smith: Freedom Lies In Being Bold

    Dawn Richardson: Vaccine Legislation and Freedom of Choice Advocacy

    Planet Lockdown — Extended Trailer

    Katie Boeck: Musical Performance of Let It Be & Ave Maria

    Wednesday 2-17-21

    James Corbett: Bio-Ethics: From Post-Birth Abortions, to the Case for Killing Granny

    Ronni Peck: #SmilesMatter – Unmask Your Smile(y Face)

    Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.: The System Doesn’t Work: Hank Aaron and the Health Cartels

    Clay Clark with Andy Wakefield: Thrive Time Show Interview

    Mike Adams, the Health Ranger: The Convergence of Health Freedom and Anti-Fragile Food Resiliency

    Jake Carter: The Fat Truth Lindsay Campbell: You Can Homeschool. In fact, You Should

    Brandon Amalani: 5G and EMF: What You Need to Know

    David Nix: The Errors of Russia Within Health Theater

    Lindsay Campbell: You Can Homeschool. In fact, You Should

    Jennifer Bilek: The Gender Identity Industry

    Megan Lubbers: Organic Living

    Joshua Coleman: The Death of Brandy Vaughan

    Andy Wakefield: A Feast of Consequences: A reflection on the role of man in the evolutionary biology of RNA respiratory viruses.

  22. JennyM says:

    HA HA HA HA HA!!! This reads like a dilbert cartoon (when they were still funny)! AWWESOME.

    Of course, you may be giving them ideas Jon.

  23. Paul says:

    Societal Prologue:

    “Psychological Iontophoresis”

    The Chemical Variety
    1. Particles can possess charge. +/-
    2. Like charges repel, opposite charges attract.
    3. Created charged-fields or focused charged-beams can propel particles forward (drive into), if fields/beams are similarly charged.

    Aldous’ psychological variety,
    is a whole-other ball-of-wax,
    requiring constant study.


    George’s simple moral:

    Don’t Let It Happen.
    It depends on you.

  24. Eli35 says:

    Thank you Gretchen for the info on the Health Freedom Summit! I just signed up and started listening. Great stuff.

    My daughter in law is a nurse and she got her first vaccine. Her tongue swelled up (first stage of anaphylactic shock, which of course will kill you.) Her idiot doctor put her on a regimen of steroids in order to prepare her for the second shot. When she got to the clinic at least the folks there saw the idiocy of the steroids and of giving a second vaccine to someone who’d had the beginnings of anaphylactic shock, and they refused to give it to her. The tongue swelling supposedly happens in only a handful out of every million doses. But one of her co-workers had the same thing happen to him. And they gave him the second shot! He was laid up in bed with severe covid symptoms. Oy.

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