TODAY THE NY TIMES

 

TODAY

 

AUGUST 3, 2011.

 

Today

The New York Times farted

And the stock market dropped 500 points.

 

This is reality,

Get used to it.

You’re a normal average Joe.

This is your system.

You voted for it.

 

Today, RAWSOME, a little food buyer’s PRIVATE CLUB in Venice, California, selling raw milk

WAS RAIDED BY AGENTS OF THE FDA, CDC, US DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE AND LA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

with

guns

(warrant?)

cash taken

FOR SELLING RAW MILK TO ITS

MEMBERS

voluntary members….

manager cuffed and taken to jail.

 

Lights out

In the balcony,

The show on stage

Is breaking all box office records.

 

Standing on the dome of the Jefferson Memorial,

One man has the face of Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Carter.

He’s holding a trident

And talking about SACRIFICE.

 

This is the incarnation of Jesus dressed to kill.

 

Harry Reid and John Boehner

Are intently listening to God

In adjoining stalls of the men’s room

In the Dirksen Building.

 

What shit can we pass?” says Harry.

 

A new machine

Transmits the madness of Washington DC

In a microsecond burst

Directly into into the brain.

 

Subscribers are lining up

Like ants at a bowl of sugar.

 

The Washington Post now has

A total circulation of 16.

 

Breaking…

Mercury isn’t a poison after all.

It’s a nutrient.

That’s why they can put it in flu vaccines.

Step up. Take your shot.

 

The war in Afghanistan is going very well.

American troops are building Burger Kings

On foundations of century-old yak turds,

And are offering the Tribal-War Whopper

For a buck thirty-nine.

US choppers are airlifting in

Bicameral legislative buildings

With Roman columns

For the Hindu Kush parliament.

 

The US has applied to Greece for loans.

 

By actual weight, paper towels are now more expensive than gasoline.

 

Coming up in the next hour…

Do we need more money, or do we have too much already?

 

The weather forecast for tomorrow is

Cemeteries falling from the sky.

 

Traffic report…there’s a buildup on the 78

Where a truck has collided with

a tower of government bullshit.

 

Have you eaten any of the following 60,000 genetically modified food products? If so, call the 800 number on your screen. You may be entitled to a large cash settlement.

In your dreams.

 

Headlines……….

 

OBAMA APPOINTS INDUSTRY FASCISTS TO KEY POSITIONS IN FOOD BUREAUCRACY:

GMO ADVOCATES

 

FDA WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE DRUG INDUSTRY

 

MEDIA COMPLICIT

IN THE

HYPNOTIC TRANCE

CALLED

THE STATUS QUO.

 

JON RAPPOPORT

www.nomorefakenews.com

qjrconsulting@gmail.com