AUGUST 3, 2011.
The New York Times farted
And the stock market dropped 500 points.
This is reality,
Get used to it.
You’re a normal average Joe.
This is your system.
You voted for it.
Today, RAWSOME, a little food buyer’s PRIVATE CLUB in Venice, California, selling raw milk
WAS RAIDED BY AGENTS OF THE FDA, CDC, US DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE AND LA COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
FOR SELLING RAW MILK TO ITS
manager cuffed and taken to jail.
In the balcony,
The show on stage
Is breaking all box office records.
Standing on the dome of the Jefferson Memorial,
One man has the face of Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Carter.
He’s holding a trident
And talking about SACRIFICE.
This is the incarnation of Jesus dressed to kill.
Harry Reid and John Boehner
Are intently listening to God
In adjoining stalls of the men’s room
In the Dirksen Building.
“What shit can we pass?” says Harry.
A new machine
Transmits the madness of Washington DC
In a microsecond burst
Directly into into the brain.
Subscribers are lining up
Like ants at a bowl of sugar.
The Washington Post now has
A total circulation of 16.
Mercury isn’t a poison after all.
It’s a nutrient.
That’s why they can put it in flu vaccines.
Step up. Take your shot.
The war in Afghanistan is going very well.
American troops are building Burger Kings
On foundations of century-old yak turds,
And are offering the Tribal-War Whopper
For a buck thirty-nine.
US choppers are airlifting in
Bicameral legislative buildings
With Roman columns
For the Hindu Kush parliament.
The US has applied to Greece for loans.
By actual weight, paper towels are now more expensive than gasoline.
Coming up in the next hour…
Do we need more money, or do we have too much already?
The weather forecast for tomorrow is
Cemeteries falling from the sky.
Traffic report…there’s a buildup on the 78
Where a truck has collided with
a tower of government bullshit.
Have you eaten any of the following 60,000 genetically modified food products? If so, call the 800 number on your screen. You may be entitled to a large cash settlement.
In your dreams.
OBAMA APPOINTS INDUSTRY FASCISTS TO KEY POSITIONS IN FOOD BUREAUCRACY:
FDA WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE DRUG INDUSTRY
THE STATUS QUO.