by Jon Rappoport
June 1, 2011
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Today, a Hindu god who has yet to be named returned to Earth.
Getting off the central escalator at the largest shopping center in Bombay, he said, “Karma? What’s that?”
A passenger carrying an armful of packages explained, and the god replied, “What are you, crazy?”
The god, now huddled with scholars from the Institute for Vedic Studies, is tweeting to KRV6.
“They couldn’t have screwed this thing up worse if they’d tried.”
“Karma basically started as a joke at a party.”
“Somebody I forget who said, ‘Suppose a snake ate a tiger.’”
“Indigestion for a long time.”
“Especially if the tiger doesn’t die right away.”
“Limiting future incarnations? Where did THAT come from?”
“Hinduism was originally a conversation among artists.”
“They were talking about their paintings.”
“They were making up creatures in the paintings.”
“I mean, come on.”
“Some of the creatures came alive.”
“That’s where I come from.”
“This is one crazy planet.”
“Look at a painting long enough, you think it’s a planet.”
“Religion is art gone berserk.”
“At any given moment, anything that moves is being worshiped as a god by someone.”
“No wonder prison is the fastest growing industry on Earth.”
“I like this painting, you like that painting, let’s bring up the tanks and start shooting. Yeah, makes a lot of sense.”
“A priest is a janitor for a painting.”
“Aren’t there any schools for un-brainwashing?”
“As far as I can tell, Hinduism is four pretty good paintings.”
“Crazy people parlayed that into a caste system.”
“Hinduism=four paintings.”
“And Jehovah was a painter who lived in Brooklyn.”
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Jon Rappoport
The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free NoMoreFakeNews emails here or his free OutsideTheRealityMachine emails here.