Biden’s one half of a comedy team; where’s his partner?
by Jon Rappoport
July 21, 2023
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Biden is Stan Laurel. Where is Oliver Hardy? That’s the problem. Stan would say something ridiculous or weird and Oliver would react. He’d come down on Stan like a ton of bricks.
Biden’s act is falling flat. He’s got no Stan.
Does he need, say, Newman from Seinfeld? How about Charles Barkley?
I think it’s Trump.
But not at a distance. They need to appear together.
Trump can do Oliver, who would attack Stan and end up saying or doing something even more stupid than Stan.
It works.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump on the road together. Biden trips while wandering around on stage and Trump boots him in the ass, putting him on his face, while he says, “I developed the vaccine that saved hundreds of millions of lives.”
The audience gets it right away, because everybody knows people have been dropping like flies after the injection.
Pratfall, kick in the ass, non-sequitur. One two three. As long as people think mass medically caused death is funny.
Joe gets up off the floor, dusts himself off, and says, “Warp Speed was an idea from STAR TREK, you moron.”
Trump: “What’s wrong with that? Everybody loved Star Trek.”
Biden: “Yeah, everybody under the age of 12, you ninny.”
Trump: “Look who’s talking. You just sent cluster bombs to the Ukraine.”
Biden: “I did not. I sent them to Iraq.”
Trump: “The US destroyed that country a long time ago. You belong in a nursing home.”
Biden: “That’s what Kamala says.”
Trump: “What does Doctor Jill say?”
Biden: “Who the hell is that? Kamala is my wife.”
Trump: “You’re a senile idiot.”
Biden: “You made a career of saying ‘you’re fired’ on television. After you sent a team to sell bags of peanuts on a street corner. That was your executive training program.”
Trump: “I put the US economy back on track. I made it great again.”
Biden: “Yeah, by standing there with your thumb up your ass while Fauci locked down the whole country. That was your economic revitalization policy, you doofus.”
Trump: “Make America great again. Make America great again.”
Biden: “And who’s demented? All you did was sell a whole lot of hats.”
Trump: “I’ll kill you.”
Biden: “Like you killed all those people with the COVID shot?”
Trump: “Shit, you tried to mandate it.”
Biden: “I did what? What’s a mandate? A guy who’s now a woman goes out on a date with a man?”
The audience loves it.
It’s all good fun. A comedy duo in action.
We thought they were enemies. But they really like each other. It’s heart-warming.
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The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails here.