SOMETHING ROTTEN IN WHEREVER
OCTOBER 3, 2011. I realize there’s a glaring omission in my work. Not enough PROPHECY.
How could I have overlooked that? The Prophecy market and the Prophecy dollar are always strong.
So at least here’s a start–
“When government airport employees X-ray and hold the genitalia of every person living in America at least once, a critical mass will be reached, and we will automatically enter a New Age.”
“In order to achieve new levels of equality, by May 9, 2016, all across America, at children’s sports events, we will see neighborhood militias, sporting Uzis, shotguns, Stingers, rocket launchers, and sleep-gas blasters, removing star players from both sides, off the fields of play, to be shipped to deep-pit copper mines in Chile.”
“When advertising gurus considered how to advertise toilet paper on television, they were stymied until they came up with the bear. The bear works. Somewhere deep in the consciousness of the human being, there may be an image of a bear using toilet paper. Not a lion, a leopard, or an elephant. First the bear was a lovable doll for children. Then it became an assurance we could prevent widespread fires. Now it is the symbolic essence of toilet paper. When the human race finally accepts One Universal Religion for All and thus achieves a peace that passes all understanding, the Bear will be its Prophet. A confirming inscription will be discovered inside a Mayan pyramid at Legoland.”
“Every village in Afghanistan will be equipped with wifi, Lithium, Zoloft, and a fleet of Escalades, and each resident will receive a check for ten thousand dollars a month. A few hundred million US citizens will emigrate to Afghanistan for the benefits, leaving America to Eskimos coming down from the Arctic Circle, where Al Gore and his minions are busy melting ice caps with heat lasers.”
“On March 12, 2012, it will be revealed that Mitt Romney and Rick Perry are the same person. The animating spirit behind him is the collective known as the Democratic National Committee.”
“At a campaign fundraiser for Obama, the well-heeled crowd will watch a video of the president sinking a forty-foot putt on the tenth hole at Pebble Beach and fall to their knees, and Al Sharpton will announce he is the chairman of the Bilderberg Group.”
“The next president of the United States, Chris Christie, will announce, on his first day in office, that he is undertaking a weight-loss program. All major television networks will maintain a graphic of the president’s day-to-day progress, throughout his four years in the White House, and if he sheds at least 80 pounds by November of 2016, he will be swept into office for a second term.”
“On June 3, 2019, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will be married in a ceremony at Jon Stewart’s apartment in New York. She will wear “the dress,” and he will play forty-seven choruses of the theme from Picnic, after which they will both declare bankruptcy.”
“On September 14, 2017, the FDA will approve a drug that, within six days, causes pancreatic cancer in otherwise healthy individuals. FDA Commissioner Rick Perry will announce, ‘The idea here is to insert this drug in water supplies and force immediate treatment of every American adult and child with radiation, chemo, and surgery. This is the true meaning of prevention.’ On the same day, the American Psychiatric Association and the Department of Homeland Security will release a joint statement declaring all forms of a mental disorder called Non-Androidism to be a threat to national security. In honor of former DHS head, Janet Napolitano, a ceremony at the White House will re-affirm her famous epistemological imperative: Say Something, See Something.”
Jon Rappoport